February 2012
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scissorsafely:
so i said leroy this guy sold us the wrong lube that’s why the rubber is squeaking that’s why it feels so weird when we start going really fast
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berryhudson:
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d-1-s-t-u-r-b-i-a:
Bop to the top- High School...
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Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful.
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friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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